Monster Ballad

from by Kung Fu Crimewave



She was six feet tall with long black hair
I was working in the circus, I was wrestling bears
When she said "Hey man, I could really use your help."
All the clowns and the midgets told her to get bent
As she walked right into that big top tent
and said "I can do it, but I can't do it myself"


from Capitol Punishment, released November 12, 2010



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Kung Fu Crimewave Brooklyn, New York

Kung Fu Crimewave is a Brooklyn based rock band established back in 2007. Their songs cover subjects such as the impending robopocalypse, zombies, mine fires, and alcohol poisoning.


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